"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
True story (:
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I don't have a big ego. I'm way too cool for that.
Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and
beat you with experience.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing
in a garage makes you a car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where
all the bad girls live.
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My fave sayings (:
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
en are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
BOB MARLEY
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."
— Bob Marley
"Who are you to judge the life I live?
I know I'm not perfect
-and I don't live to be-
but before you start pointing fingers...
make sure you hands are clean!"
— Bob Marley
"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for."
— Bob Marley
"You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there."
— Bob Marley
"Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet."
— Bob Marley
And the best:
According to all known laws of aviation there is no way that a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyways.
Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Bee Movie
Proving we can all learn from kids movies. No one is too young or old to have something important to say.
